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« on: June 24, 2004, 01:52:27 PM »
Forum Admin, would there be any problem with "your mama" jokes here?  They are some of my favorites Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2004, 01:53:25 PM »
I am a mama and I have a mama, but I can still laugh at them!
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2004, 02:59:48 PM »
If we catered to what every single person found offensive, we wouldn't be able to say anything.  Someone made a joke about tourette's syndrome on another forum and some guy (who suffered from it) went off on the poster and made a fool of himself in the progress.

If you can't laugh at yourself, other people will do it for you.
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2004, 04:23:08 PM »
I only ask because I was stung with the shame of having another joke thread removed:-[ Lips Sealed.   I didn't think it crossed the line, but I'm not the one who counts seeing as how I don't have to worry about paying the fines I suppose. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2004, 05:37:01 PM »
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Forum Admin, would there be any problem with "your mama" jokes here?  They are some of my favorites Roll Eyes

Use your best judgment.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2004, 06:17:18 PM »
Your mama joke #1:

Your mama is so dumb, she was fired from her job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out all the Ws!
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2004, 06:26:23 PM »
Your mama joke #2:

Your mama is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2004, 08:46:23 PM »
Your mama is so fat, she goes to the KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2004, 08:48:45 PM »
Your mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dog franks.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2004, 07:38:06 AM »
Your mama joke #3:

Your mama is so ugly, when she goes into the woods Big Foot takes pictures of her! Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2004, 09:10:12 AM »
So far so good. Those are funny!  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2004, 12:23:52 PM »
Your mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2004, 12:30:33 PM »
Your mama is so fat she has different zip codes for each cheek.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2004, 12:47:42 PM »
  Grin    Your Mama's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2004, 12:51:22 PM »
Your Mama's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway  Roll Eyes
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