... When your bill is 7.49, give them 10.49 and watch them look at you trying to figure out they owe you $3 ... I don't know nor do I want to know the words to rocky top.
Thanx a lot, Parnelli. Now I have coffee all over me keyboard. Sometimes the cashier will tell you, "Just a minute, and lemme get my Manager, so he can figure out your change." Then someone will show up and ask you if you wouldn't like to use your debit card instead. I used to call them the Kroger Krowd
When drunks in the audience ask you to play Rocky Top
it hurts just as bad. We used to do a heavy metal version, but even it too psukt.
P.S. Will Phil Fulmer replace Petersen? I dunno why they forced him to resign. Just look at his accomplishments:
Wife cusses out Financial Contributors
Shuts down Dairy Campus to build UNFUNDED Golf Course
Builds Pilot Oil Co. a refinery in Vonore with State Money
Gives $400k in bonuses while talking lay-offs
Refuses to meet with anyone he doesn't feel is worthy
Wants to re-hire Fulmer for $35k/month for a created position