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Author Topic: DO NOT celebrate St. Patrick's Day  (Read 701 times)
Coach
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« on: March 14, 2007, 02:23:38 PM »
You will offend me if you celebrate St. Patrick's Day because:

1 - "saint" has a religious connotation which is politically incorrect.

2 -  I am not from Ireland.

3 -  I do not believe in leprechauns. (I do not eat Lucky Charms for that very reason)

4 -  Green beer is just UNnatural ! ! !

5 -  I like snakes.  Why did St. Patrick have to drive them out of Ireland?  Discrimination against snakes.

6 -  Shamrocks gives me hives.

7 -  I found no pot-o-gold at the end of ANY rainbow.  The liars !

8 -  If I am pinched because I do not wear green, I will sue for sexual harassment.

9 -  The "Luck of the Irish" has done nothing for me.

10 -  I cannot understand their Gaelic dialect.  Force them to speak proper American English.
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 03:22:51 PM »
I like that, Coach.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 11:59:20 PM »
Is it just me, or does that list seem like a perfect satire of all those people who fight to make companies say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas...my word what a place our country is becoming - The United and Politically Correct States of America
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